I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now.
If you’re so pro-life and you’re so pro-child, then adopt one that’s already here that’s very unwanted and very alone and needs someone to take care of it, to get it out of a horrible situation.
People say, “Why don’t you do that?” and I say, “‘Cause I hate fuckin’ kids and couldn’t care less.” Couldn’t give a fuck.
Like this post if you learned of Bill Hicks through Tool.

There’s no shame in it, everyone learns of shit somewhere. I personally did, so yeah just curious.

Tool - Third Eye

I just think it’s interesting to see how people act on their beliefs, you know what I mean? ‘Cause your beliefs, they’re just that, they’re nothin’, there’s how you were taught, and raised. That doesn’t make ‘em real. That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience, ‘cause it does make you realize that everything you learned is in fact just learned, and not necessarily true.
Bill Hicks, Rant in E-minor
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it’s not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.
Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks by *ramworship
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
Bill Hicks
I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe? I thought we were the perfect and holy children of GOD? How could any limits possibly be put upon us? Hell.. really? I’m sorry, but… no. Wrong. You’re wrong. That’s an insane GOD and therefore not mine. Because, see, GOD would be very sane, don’t you get it?
Bill Hicks (Love All the People: Letters, Lyrics, Routines)