Go back to bed, America.
Your government has figured out how it all transpired.
Go back to bed America, your government is in control.
Here, here’s American Gladiators.
Watch this, shut up!
Go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom.
Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you!
You are free to do what we tell you!