I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now.
People love him. Every FACT points that he’s a liar, corporate puppet, devil cocksucking fascist. Every FACT points to that. Not one FACT to the opposite. But what happens? “WE LOVE YOU RONNIE! 4 more years! 4 more years! Let’s put him on Mt Rushmore! HA HA HA” Let’s put him under Mt Rushmore! HOW FAR UP  YOUR ASS DOES THIS GUY’S DICK HAS TO BE, BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT HE’S FUCKING YOU?! People are just like “I like him! I don’t know what it is. He looks good on TV. He brought back patriotism. Goddammit, he’s a good American! Hold it, something’s slapping my ass! OMG GOD HE’S FUCKING US!” - Bill Hicks, Sane Man

People love him. Every FACT points that he’s a liar, corporate puppet, devil cocksucking fascist. Every FACT points to that. Not one FACT to the opposite. But what happens? “WE LOVE YOU RONNIE! 4 more years! 4 more years! Let’s put him on Mt Rushmore! HA HA HA” Let’s put him under Mt Rushmore! HOW FAR UP  YOUR ASS DOES THIS GUY’S DICK HAS TO BE, BEFORE YOU REALIZE THAT HE’S FUCKING YOU?! People are just like “I like him! I don’t know what it is. He looks good on TV. He brought back patriotism. Goddammit, he’s a good American! Hold it, something’s slapping my ass! OMG GOD HE’S FUCKING US!” - Bill Hicks, Sane Man

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