I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now., But you know, it’s hard to have a relationship in...

I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now.

But you know, it’s hard to have a relationship in this business, man. It’s gonna take a very special woman … or a bunch of average ones. Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about Ted Bundy [the mass murderer] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding fucking proposals … and I’m afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: “And I’m not getting laid.” What am I doing wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here’s why: She married a fella. He’s on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women … he has AIDS, and she’s suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I’m afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: “And I’m not getting laid.

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—	Bill Hicks

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"I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor - even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut.

But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero—that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice.

And in my heart of hearts I still track the remnants of that dream wherever I go, in my endless ride into the setting sun."

- Bill Hicks,
R.I.P. 1961 - 1994

Albums:
-Dangerous (1990)
-Relentless (1992)
-Marble Head Johnson (1992)
-Arizona Bay (1997)
-Rant in E-Minor (1997)
-Love, Laughter and Truth (2002)
-Flying Saucer Tour Vol. 1 (2002)
-Shock and Awe (2003)
-Salvation (2005)
-Lo-Fi Troubadour (2010)

Video/DVD:
-Sane Man (Available on Netflix: Streaming) (1989)
-One Night Stand (1991)
-Ninja Bachelor Party (1991)
-Relentless (1992)
-Revelations (1993)
-Bill Hicks Live: Satirist, Social Critic, Stand-up Comedian (Available on Netflix: Straming)(1994)
-American: The Bill Hicks Story (Available on Netflix: Streaming)(2009)

-On Letterman

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