January 2011
71 posts
“Boy, I’ve never seen an issue so divisive. Even amongst my friends, who are all...”
– Bill Hicks, Rant in E-Minor (via ripscarspitstar)
I was over in Australia, and got asked, “Are you proud to be an American?”
I, I dunno, I didn’t have a lot to do with it! My parents fucked there, that’s about all … I was in the spirit realm at that time, trying to tell them “Fuck in Paris! Fuck in Paris!” but they couldn’t hear me, ‘cause I didn’t have a mouth! I hate patriotism, I can’t stand it, man, it makes me fucking sick. It’s a...
“Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”
– Bill Hicks (via strangebird-)
“Good evening ladies and gentlemen. My name is William Melvin Hicks. Thanks Dad.”
– Bill Hicks (via lilywolf)
“I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.”
– Bill Hicks (via imjat)
Jesus walked on water, and Peter said, "Awesome."
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t...”
– Bill Hicks (via dieyoungstayprettyyy)
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t...”
– Bill Hicks (via dieyoungstayprettyyy)
“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When...”
– (via spectraltrails)
“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When...”
– (via spectraltrails)
“Here’s another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a...”
– Your children arent special
Bill Hicks
(via feveredegos)
“Here’s another idea that should be punctured, the idea that childbirth is a...”
– Your children arent special
Bill Hicks
(via feveredegos)
“You never see a positive drug story on the news. They always have the same LSD...”
– Bill Hicks (via the-tardis)
“You never see a positive drug story on the news. They always have the same LSD...”
– Bill Hicks (via the-tardis)
“I’ve seen a lot of weird shit on drugs, but I have never ever ever ever ever...”
– (via mercenariox)
“I’ve seen a lot of weird shit on drugs, but I have never ever ever ever ever...”
– (via mercenariox)
