January 2010
34 posts
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I...
I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.
I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs Honestly And I know it’s not a very popular idea You don’t hear it very often anymore But it is the truth I had a great time doing drugs Sorry. Never murdered anyone Never robbed anyone Never raped anyone Never beat anyone Never lost a job A car A house A wife or kids ...
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Not only do I think Marijuana should be legalized...
I think it should be mandatory.
I’ve had good times on drugs, that’s a fact.
I’ve had bad times on drugs, too, ok?
But I’ve had good and bad relationships … and I’m not giving up pussy.
Do a commercial, you're off the artistic roll...
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Folks, it’s time to evolve.
That’s why we’re troubled.
You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing?
It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant.
We’re supposed to keep evolving.
Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs.
You do know that, right?
There’s another 90 percent of our...
1992
“People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.”
I wish we had him around during Jr’s run … but I’m sure Bill is glad he wasn’t.
All governments are lying cocksuckers.
kevinmosley:
The Elephant Is Dead (Bush)
Bill...
excitablehonky:
“Pot Smoking” — Bill Hicks
“I think it’s interesting the two drugs that are legal, alcohol and...”
“Not all drugs are good, alright? Some of them … are great.”
“They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they...”
“Good evening, my name is Bill Hicks. I’ve been on the road now doing...”
