I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now.
I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
Bill Hicks
vexred:

@daniellerosetattoo

Bill Hicks on sex and pornography

naked-cities:

Bill Hicks at Dangerfields (late 80’s)

megacosms:

"Wouldn’t that be newsworthy, just for once, to base your decision on information rather than scare-tactics and superstition, and lies, just once. I think it would be newsworthy."

—Bill Hicks

samo-is-a-scumbag:

"the censoring of bill hicks"

your gonna have to skip through some commercials because someone dvr’d this and uploaded it, but otherwise pretty damn fantastic.