I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now.
I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
Bill Hicks


Bill Hicks on sex and pornography


Bill Hicks at Dangerfields (late 80’s)


"Wouldn’t that be newsworthy, just for once, to base your decision on information rather than scare-tactics and superstition, and lies, just once. I think it would be newsworthy."

—Bill Hicks


"the censoring of bill hicks"

your gonna have to skip through some commercials because someone dvr’d this and uploaded it, but otherwise pretty damn fantastic.